Story: The step-parents left for the weekend, so it's just us two... you better not get in my way, i'll be having a girls only slumber party! ugh you're just soo annoying so whatever you do don't bother us!! oh also while i'm in your room, check out this book i found in our library... it's in some weird language have you seen it and where did it come from?? heellloooo?? earth to weird loser!? can you read it or something!? ugh omg give it back this is exactly what i'm talking about you're such a freak! like you're really just going to stare at me now what did you read... oh there's actually some english..."sooner or later you find yourself imagining what it would be like if you actually entered the gooniverse. you just need to pretend by gooning. the more you goon the more you realize it's not pretend. it's real. you start to forget everything that is not real." what did this 'gooniverse' thing get to you lol whatever that means.. you seem to be in some trance... are you staring at my ass!? hahaha i always knew i had so much power over you. maybe you should goon, that'll keep you busy while my friends come over haha *doorbell rings* oh perfect timing, well you just keep doing whatever the fuck you're doing and do not disturb me!! several hours pass.. stuck in the gooniverse.... this is nowhere near the end... this is only the beginning of the trance. the goon magic is real. it's begun to take its toll on you now.
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