Story: Audio only of mad scientist performs experiment on you. you open your eyes to realize you’ve been captured and taken to my basement. i sit in front of you, eagerly awaiting your inevitable questions. i start examining you, explaining that you’re going to be a martyr for science, your contributions to my research will help men and couples all around the world for generations to come. you see, i recently became aware of how serious of an issue erectile dysfunction is for men and i plan on using your healthy body to discover how to eliminate the issue once and for all. i wear my gloves and lab coat, take samples of your fluids and tissues with my syringe and swabs. purely for scientific reasons, i masturbate you. when you ejaculate very little, i’m upset--you told me you came a lot more! i then have to go right to the source and take out one of your testicles. testicles are a lot like kidneys, you know, you really only need one...and i’m sure you’re happy to make that sacrifice for science.
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