Story: * custom clip - no names were used ! * your life is the text book definition of a sad , pathetic , boring , uninteresting life . career ? hahaha . doesn't take much time until you are unemployed again . you take courses to improve your chances on getting employed , because you have no skills , no ambition and you're not really smart either . maybe you should apply for jobs that match your " abilities " . too bad that wanking can't be a profession . sperm banks actually do pay for wankers , but they probably wouldn't accept you as a donor . your love life ? hahaha ! what a joke ! you can't even get a date ! you've heard that any loser can get laid on tinder . apparently everyone , except you ! you're still hopeful ... you even have condoms , just in case . hahaha ! you better check the expiration date ! show me your appreciation and earn my attention by tipping me.
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