Story: I just love being so rich and having the finest furs to adorn my beautiful body. i just love being able to read this magazine while i enjoy my expensive beverage. i showed that weak robin hood that nobody messes with queen cruella. the sheriff of nottingham has paid me vast sums of money to get rid of that fool. do you hear the canines barking? with that reward money, i have bought alsatian puppies to breed with my dalmatians. that's right alsatian dalmatians, i will be the talk of the century. i will have those puppies slaughtered to adorn my body in my beautiful new fur, i will be the talk of the town. robin hood had no idea what he was up against, and now he is no more. feed the poor" so stupid, really. once i have my alsatian dalmatian coat, i will make national headlines in fashion and fur news, lol. at the next moment, the door knocks. "who comes? maid marion, really!" "are you trying to avenge your poor husband's demise? trying to steal my coyote fur?" "well, have a taste of my poisonous whip". crack, crack, crack, "this whip will terminate you maid marian. you will become food for my dalmatians, you thought you were a match for cruella, but no coyote fur for you." poor maid marian, she truly lost her life in vein, lol. i can't wait to see how the canines like eating her. oh, listen to my canines barking, i hope they are enjoying her and ripping her to shreds.
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