Story: I just got home after holding in my farts allll day and i can barely take it anymore. thank goodness it's just you here and i can shamelessly let my farts fly now. with great relief i let the first fart out right in front of you. as expected, you are totally cool with hit. you don't even seem to mind how stinky it is. it's so awesome having a bestie like you. i mean, when i'm around guys i have crushes on, i wouldn't dare let my gas out like this. but with you, i can just relax and the farts fly. and sense you still seem completely fine with it, i continue to blast the room full of my ass gas. giggling at how absolutely rotten my farts smell, i tease you a little about whether or not you are messing with me and how no one could possibly actually like farts. but soon it becomes clear that you do indeed, very much enjoy my farts- thanks to the little bulge i see in your pants. of course i can't help but notice that bulge of yours is well...kinda small. sure, i have to playfully tease you a little about it,. but being as you have been such a good friend to me, i decide to give you the benefit of the doubt as i try to help you make that wee little pecker grow as big as it possibly can get by launching some nice stinky farts even closer to you. i strip down and position my bare booty close to you while i push out more of my smelly farts. at times i have to strain so hard to get them out that i go cross eyed. you seem to enjoy my silly faces too , but alas, your adorable erect teeny weeny has reached it's max size. no worries, i still think it's pretty cute and besides, all that really matters is that my bestie is enjoying himself. the farts keep coming until finally, i blast one so big and smelly that it actually causes me to go cross eyed and faint. laying on the floor with my eyes crossed and barely maintaining consciousness, i let out one last ripper as my tongue hangs out. ©gassygoddessfarts
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